I have compiled a list of things that you should NEVER say to a pregnant person. This list may or may not include things that have been said to me.
1. "You should really start watching what you eat, it's going to catch up with you."
2. "Get over it."
3. "I know you wanted [insert food craving], but I got this instead."
4. "I think I have pregnancy sympathy because I am feeling really tired and sick too."
5. "[Insert name], that's an interesting choice, I like [insert name] better."
You've been warned! Watch out for flying objects if you choose to ignore these suggestions.